“Why would you make something like this?”
“You’re deliberately embarrassing me!”
I raised an eyebrow.
“Interesting. I thought you loved jokes.”
My husband stared at me.
Then, his phone rang.
It was his mother.
“I thought you loved jokes.”
He answered, listened for a moment, and suddenly shouted, “Mom, you can’t seriously be involved in this!”
I covered my mouth.
Whatever my mother-in-law (MIL), Diane, said next wiped the anger off his face. Then, Tyler looked at me.
“You ordered SIX?”
I nearly choked on my coffee.
To understand why my MIL suddenly got involved in my scandal, I need to explain what happened the night before.
“You can’t seriously be involved in this!”
***
I’d just turned 38.
For weeks, I’d been looking forward to celebrating my birthday. I’d planned the party meticulously because I wanted it to be special.
I booked a nice restaurant and invited everyone: co-workers, childhood friends, relatives, and friends Tyler and I had known for years.