A woman had finally had enough after her neighbor repeatedly returned borrowed items late, dirty, or damaged. But when the neighbor broke the one appliance that carried years of family memories, she stopped arguing and came up with a lesson the neighbor couldn’t ignore.
My neighbor Denise has borrowed about ten things from me this year.
It started with my ladder in the spring.
Then the pressure washer.
Then it moved into my kitchen.
The slow cooker.
The steamer.
A cooler.
My good roasting pan.
They came back late, or dirty, or missing a lid.
Never with a word about it.
The first few times, I told myself it wasn’t worth making things awkward.
We’d lived next door to each other for six years.
Our kids had played together when they were younger.
We watered each other’s plants when someone traveled.
I’ll be honest.
Denise wasn’t a terrible neighbor.
She was just careless in a very specific way.
Anything she borrowed seemed to stop belonging to another person the second it crossed her doorway.
My ladder came back with dried mud all over the feet.
The roasting pan had a dent in one corner.
The cooler smelled like fruit punch for a week.
When I mentioned any of it, Denise always had an answer.
“Oh, I meant to wipe that down.”
Or, “It was already kind of scratched, wasn’t it?”
Or my favorite, “You know how kids are.”
Apparently her children were responsible for every missing lid, stain, dent, and late return in a five-mile radius.
I should’ve stopped lending things long before the mixer.
I know that.
The problem is that I hate saying no.
Last Tuesday, Denise knocked on my door around 4 p.m.
“Please tell me you have a stand mixer.”
“I do.”
“I knew it.”
She clasped her hands dramatically.
“You are saving my life.”
I already knew where this was going.
“What happened?”
“I’m making a cake for Saturday. The hand mixer I have is useless.”
Then she pointed toward my kitchen.
“The cream one?”
My stomach tightened immediately.
It’s a KitchenAid.
The heavy old kind.
Cream-colored, with a few scratches near the base and one little chip in the enamel where my father once dropped a metal measuring cup against it.
My mother bought it in 1989.
She used it every Sunday until she couldn’t stand long enough anymore.
When she died, almost everything from her kitchen went between my sister and me.
