A Man Cut in Front of Me at Airport Security and Called His Friend to Brag – He Didn’t Know We Were on the Same Flight Home

I almost felt bad for him.

Almost.

Once we were all seated, Dad buckled his seat belt.

Then he leaned slightly toward me.

In Spanish, he said, “You know, I preferred your plan.”

I turned. “What plan?”

“The one where you waited.”

“I didn’t have a plan.”

He waved a hand.

“Well, the plan unfolded by itself then.”

I laughed.

The man stared straight ahead.

Dad continued in Spanish. “My plan was better.”

“What was yours?”

Dad thought for a second.

Then he switched to English.

Perfectly understandable English.

“I was going to yell at him.”

I laughed so hard I had to cover my mouth.

The man closed his eyes.

Dad looked pleased with himself.

Then he turned back to me and returned to Spanish.

“I wanted him to know I understood enough too.”

“You are acting 12.”

“I am 71.”

“Emotionally, 12.”

He nodded. “Fair.”

The plane took off.

For the first hour, none of us spoke.

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